MST3K: THE CLASSIC COLLECTION

MST3K: THE CLASSIC COLLECTION

Stream & Download 87 CLASSIC EPISODES!

Offered as a special Add-On Reward during the #BringBackMST3K Kickstarter, this collection brings together 87 classic episodes* from MST3K's first ten seasons, yours to stream and download ANY TIME YOU WANT, in the highest quality available.**

In these classic episodes, you'll join ordinary guy hosts Joel Robinson and Mike Nelson – along with robotic companions Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo and Gypsy – as they embark on a journey of gut-busting riffs on the classic cinematic missteps of yesteryear. It's a perfect way to revisit the beloved cult-favorite series while we're hard at work making NEW EPISODES for you!

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*Why 87, you ask? Because these are all of the episodes we had legal rights to offer as digital downloads when we offered this reward. **We're not sure why it says the videos are HD. They've NEVER been available in HD! But these ARE the best quality versions available anywhere.

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MST3K: THE CLASSIC COLLECTION

87 Videos

  • 0101. The Crawling Eye

    Things start to look eerily familiar to scientists Crevett and Brooks when mountain climbers begin losing their heads in the Trollenberg Mountains. Can the two investigators finally uncover the answers they’ve been seeking since encountering similar tragic accidents in the Andes?

  • 0105. The Corpse Vanishes

    In the theater, Joel and the Bots get the third installment of "Radar Men from the Moon" before the Bela Lugosi film "The Corpse Vanishes".

  • 0107. Robot Monster

    With his Calcinator Death Ray, the sinister Ro-Man has decimated the Earth's population, leaving only eight survivors; including a professor and the family of young space enthusiast Johnny. Its status as one of "worst films ever made" easily makes Robot Monster an instant hit with the crew of the...

  • 0108. The Slime People

    The tagline, “Up from the bowels of the Earth, ” is far too polite a description of this 1963 low-budget horror film. Nuclear testing has driven a race of subterranean creatures up through the sewers of Los Angeles, and after defeating the military, they erect a dome out of fog over the city to p...

  • 0110. Robot Holocaust

    Blame Road Warrior for the pile of post-apocalyptic knock-offs that seeded the fertile lands of Low-Budget Hollywood in the 1980s. One such bud that should have been nipped was this tale of the young drifter, Neo, who leads a ragtag band of rebels against a robot army and its evil overlord, the D...

  • 0111. Moon Zero Two

    A space salvage expert and his partner become involved with a group of criminals intent on hijacking a small asteroid made of sapphire and crashing it into the moon for later recovery. The only place that they can bring the asteroid down without drawing attention to themselves is a far side minin...

  • 0112. Untamed Youth

    The generation gap gets political in this 1957 tale starring legend Mamie Van Doren. Two beautiful and talented sisters on their way to Tinseltown are arrested on trumped-up charges by a corrupt judge and conveniently sentenced to work on the farm of her boyfriend, the local agriculture magnate. ...

  • 0113. The Black Scorpion

    Giant scorpions rise out of a volcano and attack Mexico. Bot throws Joel a party.

  • 0202. The Sidehackers

    Joel and the Bots write a song inspired by the film, “Sidehackers” (1969), in which a motorcycle racer and a stunt rider start a war of vengeance against each other.

  • 0203. Jungle Goddess

    Jungle Goddess, the tale of two pilots in search of a missing heiress and her father’s reward money. They track her down in the African jungle where she is doing just fine, thank you.

  • 0205. Rocket Attack U.S.A.

    In the 1950s and early 1960s, no monster was more feared than the Communist, and the propagandistic Rocket Attack U. S. A. is a call to the villagers to light their torches and hunt down the monster. When spies are sent to the U. S. S. R. to discover if Sputnik is transmitting critical informatio...

  • 0206. Ring Of Terror

    This episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 explores the story of a medical student (played by George B. Mather) going through the torment of a frat-house hazing after being asked to remove a ring from the finger of a corpse.

  • 0207. Wild Rebels

    The crew watches and then spoofs a commercial for the film, “Wild Rebels” (1967), about a stock-car racer recruited as a getaway driver for a biker gang.

  • 0208. Lost Continent

    A military mission to recover a fallen American rocket turns into a fight for survival after the rescue team finds themselves faced with dangerous creatures long since believed to be extinct! Who knew "Leave It To Beaver's" Hugh Beaumont was a harbinger of death? The gang onboard the Satellite of...

  • 0209. The Hellcats

    Joel and the 'bots attempt to figure out what's going on in the unintelligible biker film, “The Hellcats” (1968). Flashbacks from earlier episodes fill out the host segments.

  • 0210. King Dinosaur

    Two scientist couples are sent to investigate a mysterious new planet and are menaced by snakes, gators, giant bugs and other scary process shots. In the world of MST3K fodder, this unique collaboration between ultraprolific suppliers Robert L. Lippert and Bert I. Gordon deserves a moment of sile...

  • 0211. First Spaceship On Venus

    When a mysterious spool containing an unusual recorded message is found in the Gobi Desert, thorough testing is conducted to reveal the spool’s point of origin—Venus! Now an elite team of scientists launches a mission to the solar system’s second planet to uncover the truth behind the cryptic ali...

  • 0301. Cave Dwellers

    Wise ruler Akronas (aka “The Great One”) is the keeper of an incredibly powerful but potentially deadly device. When Zor and his soldiers come to the castle in search of the Geometric Nucleus, none but the mighty Ator can hold evil at bay!

  • 0303. Pod People

    A group of poachers destroys a stash of mysterious eggs, unknowingly angering their mother. Meanwhile, a little boy named Tommy befriends the alien Trumpy – but Trumpy’s mother will stop at nothing to reclaim her son…even murder!

  • 0306. Time Of The Apes

    Sandy Frank Sandy Frank He’s the source of all our pain...So begins the legendary anthem performed by Joel, Servo and Crow that elevated Mr. Frank — the producer of the English-language adaptation of Time Of The Apes — to almost mythical antihero status among MSTies. Adapted (i.e., shredded and s...

  • 0307. Daddy-O

    The crew riff on the short "Alphabet Antics" before watching Daddy-O (1958), a film about a group of teenage beatniks who spend their free time drag-racing. Joel is inspired to write the song "Hike Your Pants Up" and the Bots reenact a drag race scene from the movie.

  • 0310. Fugitive Alien

    In Part 1 of MST3K’s only true two-parter, our hero Ken becomes a fugitive from his planet Valnastar after accidentally killing his friend. He joins up with an Earth starship, the Bacchus 3, but his troubles have only just begun. So have ours.

  • 0313. Earth Vs. The Spider

    Joel and the Bots get tips on public speaking from the short "Speech: Using Your Voice" and watch a spider devour a town in Earth vs the Spider (1958). Crow forces the guy to read his screenplay "Earth vs. Soup" and Joel sets up a rehearsal for his rock band Spidorr.

  • 0314. Mighty Jack

    And lo, Tsuburaya Productions begat the 1968 Japanese television series Maitei Jyakku; and Maitei Jyakku begat the TV movie Mighty Jack; and Mighty Jack did know Sandy Frank Productions and begat in its own likeness an English-dubbed adaptation for American television; and the American version di...

  • 0318. Star Force - Fugitive Alien II

    Ken and the crew of the Bacchus 3 return in Star Force: Fugitive Alien II (1987) while Joel and the Bots make a Captain Joe action figure and stage a "name that puppet" quiz show.

  • 0320. The Unearthly

    A mad scientist creates havock when an experiment to stop the aging process goes awry.

  • 0323. The Castle Of Fu Manchu

    The Castle of Fu Manchu tries to conquer the world by turning all water into ice.

  • 0402. The Giant Gila Monster

    A "Giant Gila Monster" wreaks havoc.

  • 0404. Teenagers From Outer Space

    After landing on Earth with a team of spacemen, a sensitive young alien joins forces with a teenage human girl to protect the planet from a giant lobster invasion. Can they save Earth from becoming a breeding ground for these "gargons" from outer space?

  • 0406. Attack Of The Giant Leeches

    Hillbilllies, holo-clowns and a giant leech named Patches abound when Joel and the Bots take on this bloodsucking tale from acclaimed producer/director Roger Corman.

  • 0409. The Indestructible Man

    In Indestructible Man, a violent criminal named Butcher Benson is executed and becomes indestructible when he’s brought back to life . Butcher seeks revenge against those who caused his execution.

  • 0410. Hercules Against The Moon Men

    A race of evil Moon aliens lands in ancient Greece, wreaking havoc for years on the city of Samar. When the queen makes a pact with these moon men to become ruler of the world, it’s up to the mighty Hercules to put an end to the chaos!

  • 0411. The Magic Sword

    The crew pokes fun as a knight and his adopted mother try to save a damsel from an evil wizard in The Magic Sword. Joel and the Bots get into the spirit of things by making medieval costumes.

  • 0413. Manhunt In Space

    Launched into space with the mission of rescuing the lovely Vena from a gang of notorious space pirates, Rocky and his copilot Winky are once again ready to fight evil to the very end - even if it takes them to the furthest edge of the galaxy! Composed of reassembled episodes from the short-lived...

  • 0414. Tormented

    In Tormented, jazz pianist Tom Stewart, soon to marry the woman he loves, watches former love Vi Mason fall from a lighthouse and does not save her. Vi’s spirit returns and begins to torment Tom at his every step.

  • 0415. The Beatniks

    When a hold-up carried out by his two-bit hoodlum friends goes tragically awry, Eddie Crane’s bright future as a recording artist from the mean streets could be in jeopardy.

  • 0417. Crash Of The Moons

    Two inhabited moons are doomed to collide unless they get the help of United Worlds space ranger Rocky Jones and his trusted navigator Winky! The only thing standing in Rocky™s way is Cleolanta, a suspicious empress with plans of her own.

  • 0419. The Rebel Set

    Three coffee shop customers help an owner rob an armored car.

  • 0421. Monster A-Go-Go

    The search for an astronaut on an alien planet.

  • 0422. The Day The Earth Froze

    Joel and the Bots learn the ins and outs of the circus in the short Here Comes the Circus (1946) and then try to make sense of the Nordic fairy tale film The Day the Earth Froze (1959).

  • 0423. Bride Of The Monster

    Horror cinema icons Bela Lugosi and Tor Johnson star in this Ed Wood classic as the crazed Dr. Vornoff and his beastly assistant Lobo, who conduct heinous experiments on human victims in an effort to create a race of atomic superbeings.

  • 0501. Warrior Of The Lost World

    In the wake of a nuclear holocaust, a small band of Outsiders struggles to survive the reign of the maniacal Prossor and his bloodthirsty militia, the Omega. One man, atop his supersonic speedcycle, can lead the Outsiders to salvation. He is the Rider, Warrior of the Lost World!

  • 0502. Hercules

    Joel and the Bots have a casual day on the SOL and endure another incoherent Hercules movie from 1958.

  • 0503. Swamp Diamonds

    An undercover police woman infiltrates a group of hardened female criminals who are planning to break out of prison and retrieve diamonds from a swampy hiding place. Also contains “What to Do on a Date”.

  • 0504. Secret Agent Super Dragon

    A secret agent tries to stop a drug lord from taking over the world with hallucinogenic chewing gum.

  • 0506. Eegah

    Driving home one night through the Southern California desert, teenager Roxy Miller encounters Eegah – a 7-foot giant! As Eegah’s fondness for her grows, Can Dr. Miller and Roxy’s boyfriend Tom save her from the clutches of the prehistoric caveman?

  • 0507. I Accuse My Parents

    Ruined by his boozy, carousing parents, a neglected essay-contest-winning young man gets involved with gangsters.

  • 0508. Operation Kid Brother

    Operation Kid Brother is also known by another title that, for certain reasons, will go unnamed. But given it’s a spy film featuring actors from a celebrated spy film franchise, and understanding that the lead is played by Neil Connery, the younger brother of Sean Connery, the guesswork isn’t all...

  • 0510. The Painted Hills

    The Painted Hills, based on a novel about a kindly prospector who is murdered and his faithful pup takes on the perp.

  • 0512. Mitchell

    A sleazy, incompetent detective tries to simultaneously take down heroin dealers and a socialite who murdered a burglar.

  • 0515. The Wild Wild World Of Batwoman

    In this lower-than-low budget sci-fi flick, Batwoman enlists her band of go-go dancing Batgirls to protect the Atomic Hearing Aid from the rotten Rat Fink -- but when one gets kidnapped, Batwoman herself must save the day!

  • 0517. Beginning Of The End

    A swarm of giant grasshoppers, inadvertently created by a radioactive experiment, heads for Chicago.

  • 0518. The Atomic Brain

    A rich, elderly woman wants her doctor to transplant her brain into the body of one of her young captives.

  • 0519. Outlaw (Of Gor)

    A hero and his loser friend are transplanted to the planet of Gor and are soon caught up in an evil sorcerer's plot in Outlaw. Mike and the Bots are inspired to perform the song "Tubular Boobular Joy" because of the amount of skin shown by characters in the movie.

  • 0520. Radar Secret Service

    Mike and the Bots learn the dangers of not paying attention at railroading crossings in the short, “Last Clear Chance” (1959).

  • 0521. Santa Claus

    From his home in the clouds high above the North Pole, Santa Claus prepares for his annual journey delivering gifts to the world’s good little boys and girls. Only this year, the Devil is charging the impish demon Pitch with the nefarious task of preventing Santa from completing his mission. With...

  • 0523. Village Of The Giants

    Bert I. Gordon, the rainmaker of MST3K fodder, aimed high with this loose adaptation of H. G. Wells’ book The Food Of The Gods And How It Came To Earth, which is why it fell so hard. It’s 1965. Teens and adults aren’t exactly seeing eye to eye to begin with. Ron Howard — you heard it right — play...

  • 0604. Zombie Nightmare

    Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank fool around with voodoo as Mike and the 'bots make Batman jokes in order to endure “Zombie Nightmare” (1987) with Adam West.

  • 0608. Code Name: Diamond Head

    Counterintelligence takes on a new meaning in this barely coherent tale of Hawaiian espionage that takes place on movie sets meant to look like Hawaii.

  • 0610. The Violent Years

    In 1956 the immortal Ed Wood Jr. scripted this tale of girls gone wild, and we are all both the worse and the better for it. Mike and the ’bots take on this low-budget black-and-white potboiler about a neglected rich girl and her hardened gang of babes who — thanks to inside information from her ...

  • 0611. Last Of The Wild Horses

    A second helping from Producer Robert L. Lippert is probably more than most can keep down. In this 1948 Western, “Duke” (no, not “The Duke” — you should be so lucky) is a robber-turned-rancher who gets in the middle of a ranch foreman’s scheme to steal wild horses and is framed for murder in the ...

  • 0612. The Starfighters

    An Air Force pilot attempts to gain the respect of his father.

  • 0616. Racket Girls

    When lowlife wrestling manager-turned-gangster Umberto Scalli takes $35,000 from the wrong crime boss, he's forced to run for his life. Real-life female wrestlers Peaches Page, world champion Clara Mortensen and Mexican champion Rita Martinez—as you've never seen them before—star in this sinister...

  • 0619. Red Zone Cuba

    An escaped convict and his two pals take part in the Bay of Pigs invasion, then return home with a plan to get rich.

  • 0620. Danger!! Death Ray

    Danger!! Death Ray (1967) features a slick secret agent investigating an evil organization that stole a top secret death ray. Tom makes his own death ray for peaceful use but caves in to the pressure to use it on Crow. Later, the Bots stage an episode of ""This is your life"" for Mike and Crow sh...

  • 0621. The Beast Of Yucca Flats

    After a devastating atomic test, Joseph Javorsky, a defecting Russian scientist, is transformed into a murderous radioactive beast. Can desert patrolmen Jim Archer and Joe Dobson stop the creature before it kills again?

  • 0624. Samson Vs. The Vampire Women

    While Mike and the Bots wrestle with Santo vs. las mujeres vampiro, TV's Frank is assumed into Second Banana Heaven, leaving no one for Dr. Forrester to kill.

  • 0701. Night Of The Blood Beast

    Science fiction horror erupts after a manned rocket crashes back down to Earth, killing the astronaut inside. But when he returns to life, controlled by mysterious alien embryos, the mother creature will do anything to protect her spawn!

  • 0702. The Brute Man

    “B” movie seems too generous a term for this one — is there such a thing as a “Z” movie? Rondo Hatton plays a disfigured man, a/k/a “The Creeper,” who hunts down and kills the people responsible for his deformity.

  • 0706. Laserblast

    After a lifetime of constant abuse--both emotional and physical--by those around him, young Billy Duncan stumbles across an abandoned alien weapon that provides him with the ultimate method of revenge. But the weapon's power source begins to mutate Billy's mind and body, and soon no one can stop ...

  • 0812. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

    A couple of slackers stumble across a cult of monsters at a carnival and becomes a killing zombie.

  • 0818. Devil Doll

    Before an audience in London, The Great Vorellia performs with his ventriloquist dummy. The doll walks on his own. It talks on his own. And even threatens the audience on his own. But is Hugo the real villain? Or could it be his ventriloquist owner?

  • 0820. Space Mutiny

    Mike and the bots learn the 80s were worse than they thought as they endure the sci-fi epic, Space Mutiny.

  • 0902. The Phantom Planet

    When US astronaut Captain Frank Chapman’s military spaceship is damaged by asteroids, he lands safely on the giant asteroid Rheton. But soon the Solarite armada threatens the inhabitants’ existence, and he must help save the beautiful Zetha!

  • 0903. The Pumaman

    If ever “be careful what you wish for” applied to a highly fan-requested episode, it’s The Pumaman. How could Marvel have missed this character? Where is the J. J. Abrams remake? This little 1980 sci-fi miracle follows the discovery by a young paleontologist that he is actually a flying man-god, ...

  • 0904. Werewolf

    While on an archaeological dig in Arizona, a workman is accidentally injured on the skeletal remains of what is believed to be a werewolf. Within hours, he begins showing the deadly signs of lycanthropy, prompting his foreman to begin conspiring to create his own live werewolf. Directed by Tony Z...

  • 0908. The Touch Of Satan

    An aimless young man encounters a rural family that seems to have some secrets.

  • 0909. Gorgo

    Opportunistic English salvage divers Joe Ryan and Sam Slade are searching for treasure from a ship near the small island of Nara, which is off the west coast of Ireland. After an underwater eruption in which their ship is damaged, they go ashore where they meet McCartin, a secretive Government em...

  • 0910. The Final Sacrifice

    With the help of a mysterious map and a truck-driving drifter named Rowsdower, young Troy McGreggor sets out on a dark adventure across Alberta in search of the answers behind the hooded cult responsible for his father’s grisly murder.

  • 0911. Devil Fish

    When Dr. Stella Dickens concludes the recent string of grisly deaths and demolished boats can't be the result of any known marine creature, she sets out to capture the beast, a genetically created bioweapon that must be kept secret . . . at any cost.

  • 0912. The Screaming Skull

    The Screaming Skull, wherein a neurotic woman is driven to distraction – if not destruction – by the ghost of her new husband’s previous wife.

  • 1003. Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders

    A grandfather tells his grandson several horrifying stories involving the wizard Merlin and a stolen monkey doll in Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders.

  • 1004. Future War

    Their dinosaurs were trained as trackers. Their humans were bred as slaves. Now one of those slaves has escaped and a master race of cyborgs from the future has come to Earth’s present to find him, triggering a war against a group of vigilantes, street gangs and drug lords. Released only two year...

  • 1005. Blood Waters Of Dr. Z

    Seeking revenge against those responsible for stripping him of his tenure and the denial of human research subjects, Dr. Z mutates himself into a hideous — and murderous — half-human-half-fish-like creature!

  • 1009. Hamlet

    A dour production of Shakespeare’s play produced for German TV. A prince returns home for his father’s funeral and doesn’t like what he finds.

  • 1011. Horrors Of Spider Island

    A group of showgirls and their manager wash up on a deserted island after their plane crashes in the ocean. Soon after, they discover that the island they’ve found is host to a large, radioactive spider.

  • 0813. Jack Frost

    Mike and the Bots get terminal enchantment from Frosty (1964). With Pearl away, Observer and Professor Bobo argue over who is in charge.